Things I Observed on My Morning Walk

1. A man stealing a "FOR SALE" sign from a stranger's lawn, secreting it in the back of his baby's carriage, and strolling off.

2. A skinny Cracker "Hulk Hogan" pursuing me (very slowly) on a bicycle.

3. Azaleas! I don't remember the azaleas ever blooming like this. All over the city, it's shades of fuscia and baby pink and pearl.