To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m
I saw you crouched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked, "Hey, what are you doing?" Your reply was: "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into its lair."
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.