This guy, Gene Amondson, is another Pacific Northwestern freak who's run for President of the United States in the past two elections. He's a 60-something woodcarver, crappy watercolor artist, impersonator of Billy Sunday (whoopdeedoo) and the Grim Reaper, and seeker on Oprah of a "wife before winter" (i.e., someone willing to bang a disgusting old weirdo and clean his house). Visit his Web site for a glimpse into the multi-talented yet lonely bachelor-minister who represents the 200 or so people who want Prohibition jumpstarted again.
