My Home on Whore Island

Nur and I are starting our own country, Whore Island, where no taxes will be levied except for against the rich and there will be free healthcare and education for everyone. Anybody who overcharges for crappy products or workmanship will be immediately sentenced to death. Here is a list of other crimes that will be punishable by death on Whore Island:

#1: Assholism!

#2: Pretension.

#3: Bad driving.

#4: Being mean to puppies, kitties, or children.

#5: Violating the national ban on Billy Joel.

#6: Enjoying yourself with a group of late-twenty-somethings over dinner and drinks at a trendy bar or restaurant or at someone's Yuppily-furnished loft. This one is preceeded by several hours of torture.

#7: Gentrifying cool neighborhoods.