The truth is "out there": Studies have found that, statistically, humans who spend three or more hours a week watching old episodes of The X-Files on DVD are more likely to wake up with strange puncture wounds on their bodies and memories of floating above their beds.
If you would like to find yourself a victim of alien abduction, I recommend ordering some of the older seasons (One and Two, especially) on Netflix and devoting a few hours a week to developing your paranoid delusions.
