2.12.2008

Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Arrest Video

"My wife said if I didn't get her another beer, she's gonna stab me in the FACE."
"Sir, you can't ride a lawn mower on the highway. And you're littering on top of that."
"Hold on, I gotta pee."
"Sir, you're about to get sprayed."
"I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! MY WIFE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"

God, I love the South. Let's hear it for Dixie!

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